Messrs., you are most fiercely invited aboard the first annual FAG INVASION liberation cruise to Fire Island, sponsored by ZERO CHILL Pharmazooticals.
The historically inaccessible transgender theycation paradise of Fire Island Pines will, for the first time in ourstory, be flooded by homos pouring off our East Brooklyn landboat this TLBQIAG Pride weekend.
WHY FAG INVASION?
Since the 1930s, affluent transexuals have gotten to frolic on the exclusive and idyllic beaches of Fire Island because of the barebacking work of gay guys in the factories, farms, and gyms.
Meanwhile, cisgender-of-center men have been chopped by a transmasculine Italian-American at the Slayville Ferry docks for not bringing a woman. Too many of us have been kept around as decorative beasts at the afters, only to be unceremoniously kicked out when it’s “girls time.”
With FAG INVASION we seize the pleasures of this TLBQIAG rite of passage from the gatekeeping dolls who own the beach homes, businesses, arms manufacturers, and financial institutions! In the spirit of the NYCgaybros uprising of 2024, we say: “Enough is enough!” Fire Island is our space too and this beautiful and lush place in queer history belongs to us just as much as it belongs to everyone else.
HOW TO GET THERE
This event is specially designed for FLINTA folk (that is Faggot, Limpwrist, Into?, Nancy, Twink, Anal) to claim our rightful fun in the sun. Transexual allies, of course, are welcome—in fact, several will be DJing! It will take a community to change the culture.
For purposes of safety, we require that ALL GAY GUYS MUST ARRIVE WITH A WOMAN.
THE REVOLUTIONARY COSTUME FOR THE DAY
Transsensual shipping magnate; surly PLIRR conductor; Suffolx County Bi-Law Officeah; world-weary Pantry girls; 2xistential crisis; Lingerie Party; medevac helichopter pilot; stag party ban; Grove Son/Pines Daughter; sunscrundle & speedon’ts; Andrew Christian Herself; Rambo (gay); Romaine Puss; Mid-Tea Couture; sunset docking; The Tweaker from the Tweak; Charlene Renfrarnate; Overall Mother of the Legendary House of FIPPOA; the Poons Party; the Meat Rack dress; year-rounder fish; SISTR slop swag; Pines Liquor Store deadhead; dune buggery; Canteenis tradelette; boardwalk-appropriate flip-flop heels; the She-E-O of Everything Trans; Spunk-in Forest boots camp; ticks with dicks; Cranberry Boggs; Larissa Kramer; the Liza Minnelli Memorial Shameway; Put Your Trÿst in Nasty Pig; BOFFA deez; Bredda Lettuce; and whatever the doll equivalent of M*chael L*cas is.
This beautiful and lush place in queer history belongs to us just as much as it belongs to everyone else.
SOUND BY SUBBASS SOUNDSYSTEMS, LIGHTING BY GUMGUM, INSTALLATIONS BY BREAKFAST, COLLAGE BY EDDIE BAKER & YAKI KOSTELEC, COPY BY RATCLIFF DEWHURST
FIRST-TIMER SURVIVAL TIPS
Things to bring to FAG INVASION: an out-and-proud original look, an immaculate vibe, bottomless PLURT, and maybe a fabulous snack for yourself and our staff.
Out of respect for the bravery of our participants, the Invasion allows absolutely no photography or video inside the building—we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of your victory suits outside by the gender-expansive port-o-potties.
SINCE WE’RE OUT IN THE WORLD
Any consumption of unsanctioned materials should take place in the Community Affairs closets. IYKY betta K, K?
LA GUELGUETZA, a local family-owned food truck, will be serving delicious vers-friendly tamales and empanadas in the yard starting at 7AM for those unable to afford the soft-serve
DOOR TEANESS
Access to FAG INVASION will never close; you may come at any time. Entry will be free after 1pm, pending door rules. Re-entry is always allowed; however, you will now need to re-join the TICKETS LINE to re-enter instead of barging through the door in front of everyone
As is required by our overladies, the "WOMEN ALLIES*" discounted ticketing tier is meant to allow women allies to come to ZC together instead of having to rely on dragging gay guys. That means that there should be ONLY WOMEN in your WOMEN-ONLY TICKETED GROUP (of at least 2). Men are not allowed to purchase these tickets, either—all violators will be chopped, with refunds.
ANGEL DONOR TICKET-HOLDERS get to skip the TICKET LINE by approaching the DOOR MANAGER, not the ticket or walk-up staffers; thank you for your support and please do not act entitled at the door—be polite and patient like.
BIPOC and DONOR TICKETS are released first, then MAIN TIERS along with WOMEN-ONLY and 7AM and 10AM entry tiers.
STAGES
OCCUPY PAVILLION'S LOWEST TEA (downstairs)
The historically inaccessible transgender theycation paradise of Fire Island Pines will, for the first time in ourstory, be flooded by homos pouring off our East Brooklyn landboat this TLBQIAG Pride weekend.
WHY FAG INVASION?
Since the 1930s, affluent transexuals have gotten to frolic on the exclusive and idyllic beaches of Fire Island because of the barebacking work of gay guys in the factories, farms, and gyms.
Meanwhile, cisgender-of-center men have been chopped by a transmasculine Italian-American at the Slayville Ferry docks for not bringing a woman. Too many of us have been kept around as decorative beasts at the afters, only to be unceremoniously kicked out when it’s “girls time.”
With FAG INVASION we seize the pleasures of this TLBQIAG rite of passage from the gatekeeping dolls who own the beach homes, businesses, arms manufacturers, and financial institutions! In the spirit of the NYCgaybros uprising of 2024, we say: “Enough is enough!” Fire Island is our space too and this beautiful and lush place in queer history belongs to us just as much as it belongs to everyone else.
HOW TO GET THERE
This event is specially designed for FLINTA folk (that is Faggot, Limpwrist, Into?, Nancy, Twink, Anal) to claim our rightful fun in the sun. Transexual allies, of course, are welcome—in fact, several will be DJing! It will take a community to change the culture.
For purposes of safety, we require that ALL GAY GUYS MUST ARRIVE WITH A WOMAN.
THE REVOLUTIONARY COSTUME FOR THE DAY
Transsensual shipping magnate; surly PLIRR conductor; Suffolx County Bi-Law Officeah; world-weary Pantry girls; 2xistential crisis; Lingerie Party; medevac helichopter pilot; stag party ban; Grove Son/Pines Daughter; sunscrundle & speedon’ts; Andrew Christian Herself; Rambo (gay); Romaine Puss; Mid-Tea Couture; sunset docking; The Tweaker from the Tweak; Charlene Renfrarnate; Overall Mother of the Legendary House of FIPPOA; the Poons Party; the Meat Rack dress; year-rounder fish; SISTR slop swag; Pines Liquor Store deadhead; dune buggery; Canteenis tradelette; boardwalk-appropriate flip-flop heels; the She-E-O of Everything Trans; Spunk-in Forest boots camp; ticks with dicks; Cranberry Boggs; Larissa Kramer; the Liza Minnelli Memorial Shameway; Put Your Trÿst in Nasty Pig; BOFFA deez; Bredda Lettuce; and whatever the doll equivalent of M*chael L*cas is.
This beautiful and lush place in queer history belongs to us just as much as it belongs to everyone else.
SOUND BY SUBBASS SOUNDSYSTEMS, LIGHTING BY GUMGUM, INSTALLATIONS BY BREAKFAST, COLLAGE BY EDDIE BAKER & YAKI KOSTELEC, COPY BY RATCLIFF DEWHURST
FIRST-TIMER SURVIVAL TIPS
Things to bring to FAG INVASION: an out-and-proud original look, an immaculate vibe, bottomless PLURT, and maybe a fabulous snack for yourself and our staff.
Out of respect for the bravery of our participants, the Invasion allows absolutely no photography or video inside the building—we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of your victory suits outside by the gender-expansive port-o-potties.
SINCE WE’RE OUT IN THE WORLD
Any consumption of unsanctioned materials should take place in the Community Affairs closets. IYKY betta K, K?
LA GUELGUETZA, a local family-owned food truck, will be serving delicious vers-friendly tamales and empanadas in the yard starting at 7AM for those unable to afford the soft-serve
DOOR TEANESS
Access to FAG INVASION will never close; you may come at any time. Entry will be free after 1pm, pending door rules. Re-entry is always allowed; however, you will now need to re-join the TICKETS LINE to re-enter instead of barging through the door in front of everyone
As is required by our overladies, the "WOMEN ALLIES*" discounted ticketing tier is meant to allow women allies to come to ZC together instead of having to rely on dragging gay guys. That means that there should be ONLY WOMEN in your WOMEN-ONLY TICKETED GROUP (of at least 2). Men are not allowed to purchase these tickets, either—all violators will be chopped, with refunds.
ANGEL DONOR TICKET-HOLDERS get to skip the TICKET LINE by approaching the DOOR MANAGER, not the ticket or walk-up staffers; thank you for your support and please do not act entitled at the door—be polite and patient like.
BIPOC and DONOR TICKETS are released first, then MAIN TIERS along with WOMEN-ONLY and 7AM and 10AM entry tiers.
STAGES
OCCUPY PAVILLION'S LOWEST TEA (downstairs)
- 01-04: Sister Zo
- 04-06: Jacob Meehan
- 06-09: DJ Holographic
- 09-11: CEM
- 11-1: MCMLXXXV
- 1-cls: Juliana Huxtable
- 01-04: RATONC1T0
- 04-07: Saia
- 07-10: HONCHO
- 10-1: Sevyn Love
- 1-cls: Nita Aviance
And, as if you'd read anything above before clicking the link below...
TICKETS
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With fiewsness,
A. Nellsechs
FAG INVASION Liberation Cruise Direct Hur
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You also agree NOT to post the place-holder poster from our RA ticketing page on *nstagram or any other busted social media platforms.
← I understand the Door Assignment for this event is BRING A WOMAN/BE A WOMAN.
← I understand the Door Assignment for this event is BRING A WOMAN/BE A WOMAN.
With fiewsness,
A. Nellsechs
A. Nellsechs
FAG INVASION Liberation Cruise Direct Hur
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