ONLY CAMPERS WHO ARE OR ARE WITH WOMEN ADMITTED
In an innovative and positivity-radiating fiscal partnership with Unalive Nation and Palantore, we are positively gooned to announce the soul-watering lineup for the first-ever ZERO CHELLA at our bespoke in-warehouse resort.
Scaffolding on two grueling years of exhilarating musical event happening production and joy in our spiritual desert, ZERO CHELLA Event Purveyor Services has decided to sell-in and buy-out your enjoyment into scalable revenue generation opportunities and immersive mental prolapse experiencelets and brand activations.
Thrusting ourselves elbow-deep into the crowded festival space and dangerously overloading your clack-clack circuit calendars, ZERO CHELLA asks: What if “Burning Man” was inside and way more busted? What if we kissed at the intersection of Fyre and the washed out Bonerroo? Is the Giving Tree still running?
With intricately time-limited hyper-class-stratified microtargeted bundled passes, we encourage any and all six-figure freak flaggers and malcontent creators to come bend with us in our rickety and overpromised campground of bwoken dweams.
SPECTRA CIRCUIT SAFARI
[downstairs]
- 01-04: Yaki (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-06: Justin Cudmore (Brooklyn, NY)
- 06-09: The Lady Machine (Berlin, Germany)
- 09-12: Leonce (Brooklyn, NY)
- 12-cls: Ron Like Hell (Brooklyn, NY)
[upstairs]
- 01-04: Connor Wrong (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-07: Kerrie (London, UK)
- 07-10: Danny Daze (Miami, FL)
- 10-1: LOKA (US) (Brooklyn, NY)
- 1-cls: Juliana Huxtable (Brooklyn, NY)
Sound: SUBBASS Soundsystems, Lighting: GUMGUM, Installation: Breakfast
WHAT NOT NOT TO WEAR:
Glastonbussy; Carry Nation Push-the-Button; Ultra Miami daughter or EDC Vegas son?; Avicii Hologram; gourmet Kraft singles sandwiches; golf-cart attempted vehicular homicide; Aperol Spritz totem; David Guetta I-Have-A-Dream Drop; body by boofing with creek water; vanishingly small alcohol pen; SubHub; busting the Governor’s Balls; deadmau5mmc; candy docking; derivative fractals; Chloë Sevigny–themed diner pop-up; Peggy Goon; unfathomable knitwear; lubed-up LED gloving; safer spaces ballpit; Arcadia Daddy Long Legs; Carl Corx; back-to-the-land Wire; decorative lamé harnesses; Burning Tran; scalp-stitched flower crown; Shemu Leaque dupe fluorescent fishnet bodysuit; amazon man mesh; Claire Boucher calculating her beats; disco ball chastity cage; boho cotton harem pants for men; steamed punk goon goggles; resale queue crashout; Cybertruck pressie; blacklight darkroom couture; neon reacharound sunglasses; H-slur caftan; Lilith Fair bender; straight people with fans; Bender Boots.
FESTIVAL SURVIVAL TIPS:
This exclusive invite-only festival allows absolutely no photography or video inside the building—we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of your deteriorating vibes in the outdoor burnout holding pen.
SINCE WE'RE GOING PRO
Any consumption of unsanctioned materials should take place in the Community Affairs tents. IYKY betta K, K?
LA GUELGUETZA, a local family-owned food truck, will be brand-activated, serving delicious tamales and empanadas in the yard starting at 7AM for those excluded from the full meal plan.
By purchasing a ticket you agree to the additional terms and conditions.
Please also as well do not post our place-holder poster from our RA page on any social media platforms—we will hunt you down, hunnee!
- Doors and access to ZERO CHELLA will never close; you may come at any time. Entry will be free after 1pm, pending door rules.
- Re-entry is always allowed; however, you will now need to re-join the TICKETS LINE to re-enter instead of barging through the door in front of everyone.
- New door flow will separate WALK-UPS from TICKET-HOLDERS and funnel them to different door staffers: TICKET-HOLDERS on the right and WALK-UPS on the left.
- If your entire group is TICKET-HOLDERS, you're ALL TICKET-HOLDERS; line up to the right.
- If there are people with and without tickets in your group, you're ALL WALK-UPS; line up to the left.
- We're adding a new "WOMEN ONLY" discounted ticketing tier; it is meant to encourage women to come to ZC together instead of having to rely on being asked by the gheys. That means that there should be ONLY WOMEN in your WOMEN-ONLY TICKETED GROUP (of at least 2). Men are not allowed to purchase these tickets, either—all violators will be chopped, with refunds.
- DONOR TICKET-HOLDERS get to skip the TICKET LINE by approaching the DOOR MANAGER, not the ticket or walk-up staffers; thank you for your support and but please do not act entitled at the door—be polite and patient like.
- DONOR TICKETS are released first, then BIPOC, then MAIN TIERS along with WOMEN-ONLY and 7AM and 9AM entry tiers.
TICKETS:
By purchasing ticket(s) you agree to these additional terms and conditions.
← I understand the Door Assignment for this event is BRING A WOMAN/BE A WOMAN.
Fiercely Yours,
ZERO CHELLA Brand Warrior
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