Dear Guest:
On November 2nd (technically), our beloved Dr. You-Know-Who is marrying that Punk-Ass Has-Been Who Never Was, and you're invited to what is clearly shaping up to be 🔊🔊🔊THE RAVE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!🔊🔊🔊
MAIN PAVILION
BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION® RAVE TRASH RUNWAY CHALLENGE!
As previously stated, right in the middle of this rave, at 7 in the A of M, we'll drop a runway show of the trashiest bridal (and/or groommal) LQQKs ever, and you get a chance to walk down the aisle in your rave trash best. Or worst.
For that one fleeting moment, we will give you degene-rats permission to take photos and videos of the runway and your friends on it. The winner will receive lifetime attendance to ZERO CHILL parties as well as the right to skip the line.
You'll have to: We will pick the hottest dumpster fires and put you to work on your 15 seconds of flame. A somewhat complete and documented trashion statement will be required to take part in the walk; the chosen parties will get a free ticket to the fonction as well as the right to skip the line in order to get to the runway on time.
You will then walk for the judges like such as Raul Lopez, MI Leggett, and Xya, who will read you for filth as the rave trash that you truly are.
SUGGESTED DRESS CODE OPTIONS:
Happily Ever Afties; Dumpsther and Dumpsthim; Canadian Tuxedon't; Chile Bride; Chastity Rust Belt; Shiksa Chic; Pyongyang Honeymoon; The Smelle of the Ball; Cloacaplasty; First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes the Baby in the Dumpster Carriage; The Great Pacific Garbage Snatch; Always the Cum Dump, Never the Bride; Just Carried!; Thrice Divorced But I Have a Good Feeling About This One!; Darranged Marriage; Til Girth Do Us Part; Bookie Bouquet; Shemale Order Bride (from Uzbekistan); Bridal Golden Shower; Trade of Honor; New York Shitty Department of Trannification; 4 Goat Dowry; Bred and Groomed; White Girl Wasted at the Drag Brunch Bachelorette Party; Shotgundle Wedding; and Yaaas I Do!
You may wear white to this "wedding." But please no yellow or lilac. We mean it.
Installation by Breakfast
Sound by SUBBASS Soundsystems
Lighting by GUMGUM
🔊🔊🔊 RAVE TRASH FASHION PRESENTATION BY RAUL LOPEZ 🔊🔊🔊
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FURTHER REDUCTIONS:
NEW DOOR TEANESS:
And, as if you'd read anything above before clicking the link below...
TICKETS:
By purchasing ticket(s) you agree to these additional terms and conditions.
FURTHER INFRACTIONS:
Garbage Galore! ZERO CHILL BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION will carry a BES'MERCH'D booth (now inconveniently located in the yard) featuring the following extremely needful and painfully cool items:
And lastly, LA GUELAGUETZA, a local family-owned food truck, will serve delicious tamales and empanadas in the yard starting at 7AM.
Sincerely laying waste since 2024,
On November 2nd (technically), our beloved Dr. You-Know-Who is marrying that Punk-Ass Has-Been Who Never Was, and you're invited to what is clearly shaping up to be 🔊🔊🔊THE RAVE WEDDING OF THE CENTURY!🔊🔊🔊
MAIN PAVILION
- 01-04 Justin Cudmore (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-06 Alan Oldham, aka T-1000 (Berlin via Detroit)
- 06-09 Shaun J Wright (Chicago, IL)
- 09-12 Partok (Berlin again)
- 12-cls Dr Rubinstein (and again)
- 01-04 Ron Like Hell (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-07 Jubilee (Brooklyn, NY)
- 07-10 Chris Cruse (Berlin, woof)
- 10-12 Magda (Berlin also?)
- 12-2:30 Juliana Huxtable (Brooklyn, NY)
BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION® RAVE TRASH RUNWAY CHALLENGE!
As previously stated, right in the middle of this rave, at 7 in the A of M, we'll drop a runway show of the trashiest bridal (and/or groommal) LQQKs ever, and you get a chance to walk down the aisle in your rave trash best. Or worst.
For that one fleeting moment, we will give you degene-rats permission to take photos and videos of the runway and your friends on it. The winner will receive lifetime attendance to ZERO CHILL parties as well as the right to skip the line.
You'll have to: We will pick the hottest dumpster fires and put you to work on your 15 seconds of flame. A somewhat complete and documented trashion statement will be required to take part in the walk; the chosen parties will get a free ticket to the fonction as well as the right to skip the line in order to get to the runway on time.
You will then walk for the judges like such as Raul Lopez, MI Leggett, and Xya, who will read you for filth as the rave trash that you truly are.
SUGGESTED DRESS CODE OPTIONS:
Happily Ever Afties; Dumpsther and Dumpsthim; Canadian Tuxedon't; Chile Bride; Chastity Rust Belt; Shiksa Chic; Pyongyang Honeymoon; The Smelle of the Ball; Cloacaplasty; First Comes Love, Then Comes Marriage, Then Comes the Baby in the Dumpster Carriage; The Great Pacific Garbage Snatch; Always the Cum Dump, Never the Bride; Just Carried!; Thrice Divorced But I Have a Good Feeling About This One!; Darranged Marriage; Til Girth Do Us Part; Bookie Bouquet; Shemale Order Bride (from Uzbekistan); Bridal Golden Shower; Trade of Honor; New York Shitty Department of Trannification; 4 Goat Dowry; Bred and Groomed; White Girl Wasted at the Drag Brunch Bachelorette Party; Shotgundle Wedding; and Yaaas I Do!
You may wear white to this "wedding." But please no yellow or lilac. We mean it.
Sound by SUBBASS Soundsystems
Lighting by GUMGUM
🔊🔊🔊 RAVE TRASH FASHION PRESENTATION BY RAUL LOPEZ 🔊🔊🔊
🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑 🗑
FURTHER REDUCTIONS:
- Things to bring to BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION: a fabulous look, an immaculate vibe, a low sense of entitlement, and maybe a snack for yourself and our staff.
- There will be no photography or video inside the building, we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of the beautiful Brownsville vistas in our yard.
NEW DOOR TEANESS:
- Doors and access to BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION will never close; you may come at any time. Entry will be free after 1pm, pending door rules.
- Re-entry is always allowed; however, you will now need to re-join the TICKETS LINE to re-enter instead of barging through the door in front of everyone.
- Further, door beatings will continue until the morale improves... No, JK. We feel terrible about people standing in line for anything longer than 20 minutes and have worked out a new door plan that should speed things up. We require you to understand this plan in advance (click image to engorge):
- New door flow will separate WALK-UPS from TICKET-HOLDERS and funnel them to different door staffers: TICKET-HOLDERS on the right and WALK-UPS on the left.
- If your entire group is TICKET-HOLDERS, you're ALL TICKET-HOLDERS; line up to the right.
- If there are people with and without tickets in your group, you're ALL WALK-UPS; line up to the left.
- We're adding a new "WOMEN ONLY" discounted ticketing tier; it is meant to encourage women to come to ZC together instead of having to rely on being asked by the gheys. That means that there should be ONLY WOMEN in your WOMEN-ONLY TICKETED GROUP (of at least 2). Violators will be chopped, with refunds.
- DONOR TICKET-HOLDERS get to skip the TICKET LINE by approaching the DOOR MANAGER, not the ticket or walk-up staffers; thank you for your support and but please do not act entitled at the door—be polite and patient like.
- DONOR TICKETS are released first, then QTPOC, then MAIN TIERS along with WOMEN-ONLY and 7AM and 9AM entry tiers.
And, as if you'd read anything above before clicking the link below...
TICKETS:
By purchasing ticket(s) you agree to these additional terms and conditions.
← I understand the Door Assignment for this event is BRING A WOMAN/BE A WOMAN.
FURTHER INFRACTIONS:
Garbage Galore! ZERO CHILL BRIDAL TRASH COLLECTION will carry a BES'MERCH'D booth (now inconveniently located in the yard) featuring the following extremely needful and painfully cool items:
BRICK© Gender-Neutral Car Air Freshener, $2.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Essential Oils Bottle w/ dropper, $20.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Rave Trash Collection Working Class Safari Hat, $15.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Heavy Duty Engine Degreaser Mixing Cups, $5.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Brand "Bring A Woman/Be A Woman" Standard Size Handy Implements, $20.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Brand "Bring A Woman/Be A Woman" Large Size Handy Implements, $40.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Bridal Trash Collection fridge magnets featuring a special voicemail message, $1.00 |
ZERO CHILL© Trans-Amorous Pride Work & Leisure Wear: Lightweight Jacket in White, $60 & Class 3 Safety Windbreaker in High-Viz Yellow, $100 You may pre-order these items now. |
TURBOCONSUMER© tee by GUNDLED, $40.00 |
"PROTECT THE DOLL" tank by GUNDLED, $20.00 |
Sincerely laying waste since 2024,
The Grooming Party
