ZERO CHILL
WOMANNIAL New York
12 — 13 April 2025
WOMANNIAL New York is the world's third-least-hated leading international art fair that launched last this year.

Bringing together the world's woke-est galleries to showcase semi-ambitious solo, group, and themed presentations by pioneering artists, the fair offers many opportunities to discover up-and-commie talent while mixing with some of the Fine Art World's most iconic stereotypes.

Following last year's sold-out shedition (dramatization may not have happened), the fair will return to Brownsville, Brooklyn from April 12 - 13, 2025.

Complementing our diverse assembly of galleries, a dedicated WOMANNIAL Viewing Dark Room, made possible by our foundational partners at Chaser Bank™, will run concurrently with the fair, connecting international gays with their adoring audiences from around the world.

To the left of the main dancefloor, foundational support from Douche Bank™ will help us to envision a Yupwardly Mobile Young Collector Lounge® replete with Happy Collectore Hours, Ass(et) Whisperers, site-specific installations of rave trash, and Narcissister's "Appropriation & Homage," a multi-hour performance featuring tableaux vivants paying homage to our great art masters. 

The WOMANNIAL New York 2025 Shelection Committee Members are: Hot Breakfast, Vsevodoll Tranik, Gabe Abriel, Rat Fuck Bastard, Ellery Huge, and Ryker Zyeland.

MAIN PAVILION

• 01-02 Untheory, live (Brooklyn, NY)
• 02-04 Daythief (San Francisco, CA)
• 04-07 Manni Dee (London, UK)
• 07-10 Karim Olen Ash (Toronto, Canada)
• 10-cls Analog Soul (Brooklyn, NY)
  
  
• 03-08 Narcissister in "Appropriation & Homage"

ELECTRO TENT

• 01-04 MISTER WALLACE (Chicago, IL)
• 04-07 LOKA (Brooklyn, NY)
• 07-10 Danny Daze (Miami, FL)
• 10-12 Lauren Flax (Brooklyn, NY)
• 12-cls Sharlese (Seattle, WA)

Installation by Breakfast; set elements provided by HiLT Projects.


SUGGESTED DRESS CODE OPTIONS:
Art-Handler Pleb; Salvador Dolly; Conceptual Weapons Dealer; Fascionista; South Beach Townie; Petro Patrón; The Carhartt Three-Piece Suit; Brain Frieze; ArtForum Scab; Bien-ally!; Fair-Adjacent Queer-Adjacent Rattail; MoMA Mami; Yaoi Kusama; Banksito; Kara Day-Walker; Wine-And-Cheese Lush; Nationally Endowed, Little Red Glasses; Murakami Sweatshop Survivor; Damien Xie/Hir/St; Stabbing Victim Misclocked As Performance Piece; Cindy She/Her/Man; Expensive Dick Taped To The Wall; Semi-Formalist Business Casualty; Mykonos Biennale (yes); Inexplicably Mobile BUTT Magazine Contributor; H.R. Gagger; The Artist is Zooted; Latina Nan Goldeen; Dubai Gay-Guy on Gay-Guy Military Service Leave; Untitled (Art) Queen; Wolfgang Bang-Tillmans Tweaker (On Democracy); and Lady Gaga.



Further instructions:

• Things to bring to WOMANNIAL New York: a fabulous look, an immaculate vibe, an empty frame where your sense of entitlement once hung, and maybe a snack for yourself and our staff
• There will be no photography or video inside the building, we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of the beautiful Brownsville vistas in our yard
• Doors and access to WOMANNIAL New York will close at 11am on April 13; all interested parties not on texting terms with our Bored of Derections will need to have made it inside by that hour

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Thank you for your cervix,
Executive Direct Hur
Zero Chill WOMANNIAL New York
Brownsville, Brooklyn

   

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