Welcome to the Chop Shop: the one-stop shop for all your slurgical needs.
Just take a gander at some of our busted amenities!
The Dump Truck Demolition Derby... Put that ass to use!
Our Crush and Snort Chemical Research Labs... 1, 2, 3, 4, your nose is full of sores!
Get in line, Aging Twinks! The Forced Feminization Yassification Fabrication Center is about to turn you out!
Wishing he was a little more DL? Ditch him at the "Take Apart - Leave a Part" Trade Depot...
You'll just LOVE the Back Alley BBL Cement Processing Plant... Let's harden those cheeks, sweetie!
Short on cash? The NYC Personal Brand Reinvention Assembly Line might just hit the spot...
Go on girl, get your bag... it's full of shame!
So come on down to the Chop Shop. And remember: if your body isn't tea, it might be a chop.
ZERO CHILL CHOP SHOP
Set elements provided by HiLT Projects
SUGGESTED DRESS CODE OPTIONS:
Copper Wire Stripper Eleganza; junkyard DOGE; Dickies phalloplastique coveralls; H.O.G. body; sawn-off shotgun neck; refab Jocelyn Wildenstein (Mugg’d); beaters4pleasers; hunker2junker; Pull Up 2 the Bump/Her; rusted n’ dusted; “Biological Resource Center” intern; car jack-off shiesties; Electronik Body Mashup; rock-a-bussy greased & backless onesie; Brazilianx Truck Lift kit; organ traffic controller; muffler diver docs; booted the house; misfender bender; cut-off gene jorts; Botcht tranny belt; SCUMborg Many-fist-hoe; Organized Grimes; and Brick Owens.
Further instructions:
Come on down and ask for...
Executive Direct Hur
ZC INDUSTRIES LTD™®
Brownsville, Brooklyn
Just take a gander at some of our busted amenities!
The Dump Truck Demolition Derby... Put that ass to use!
Our Crush and Snort Chemical Research Labs... 1, 2, 3, 4, your nose is full of sores!
Get in line, Aging Twinks! The Forced Feminization Yassification Fabrication Center is about to turn you out!
Wishing he was a little more DL? Ditch him at the "Take Apart - Leave a Part" Trade Depot...
You'll just LOVE the Back Alley BBL Cement Processing Plant... Let's harden those cheeks, sweetie!
Short on cash? The NYC Personal Brand Reinvention Assembly Line might just hit the spot...
Go on girl, get your bag... it's full of shame!
So come on down to the Chop Shop. And remember: if your body isn't tea, it might be a chop.
ZERO CHILL CHOP SHOP
your one-stop chop shop for all your slurgical needs
June 28-29, 2025
- 01-04 COYADO (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-06 MICHAEL MAGNAN (Brooklyn, NY)
- 06-08 MISS DJAX (EU Somewhere)
- 08-10 TT (Berlin or something?)
- 10-cls JACOB MEEHAN (def Berlin)
- 01-04 JUSTIN CUDMORE (Brooklyn, NY)
- 04-07 BARONHAWK POITIER (Baltimore, MD)
- 07-10 SHAUN J. WRIGHT (Chicago, IL)
- 10-12 MIKE SERVITO (Brooklyn, NY)
- 12-cls NITA AVIANCE (Brooklyn, NY)
Set elements provided by HiLT Projects
SUGGESTED DRESS CODE OPTIONS:
Copper Wire Stripper Eleganza; junkyard DOGE; Dickies phalloplastique coveralls; H.O.G. body; sawn-off shotgun neck; refab Jocelyn Wildenstein (Mugg’d); beaters4pleasers; hunker2junker; Pull Up 2 the Bump/Her; rusted n’ dusted; “Biological Resource Center” intern; car jack-off shiesties; Electronik Body Mashup; rock-a-bussy greased & backless onesie; Brazilianx Truck Lift kit; organ traffic controller; muffler diver docs; booted the house; misfender bender; cut-off gene jorts; Botcht tranny belt; SCUMborg Many-fist-hoe; Organized Grimes; and Brick Owens.
Further instructions:
- Things to bring to ZERO CHILL CHOP SHOP: a fabulous look, an immaculate vibe, an empty trunk where your sense of entitlement once lay, and maybe a snack for yourself and our staff
- There will be no photography or video inside the building, we're so serious, you WILL get kicked out; you may snap photos of the beautiful Brownsville vistas in our yard
- Doors and access to ZERO CHILL CHOP SHOP will close at 11am on June 29th; all interested parties not on texting terms with our Bored of Derections will need to have made it inside by that hour.
← I understand the Door Assignment for this event (bring a woman/be a woman).
Come on down and ask for...
Barb Dwyer
Executive Direct Hur
ZC INDUSTRIES LTD™®
Brownsville, Brooklyn
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