WELCOME TO YOUR NEW YORK STATE DEPT OF ALIEN LABOUR SPECIMEN COLLECTION FACILITY APPPOINTMENT CENTER

We're excited to welcome you to our facility! Here you can make an appointment for specimen collection as well as breed and be bred by other friendly humans, and not!

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