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MILKSOP GALAXY'S THIRD-MOST SENSATIONAL SLAY-PER-VIEW EVENT IS BAAAAACK!!!
And it's not bigger than ever... It's literally the same size as last time!!!
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Set in the near distant future, and irregularly broadcast to billions of brain-dead thumb-sucking viewers, CHOKE HOLE is our galaxy's most popular—and dangerous—form of entertainment. |
| Hosted by intergalactic television mogul Gorlëënyah and her sex-robot minion Visqueen, CHOKE HOLE is a no-rules, no-holes-barred Battle Royale where hopeful contestants fight to the death for a chance to win fame, glory, and a lifetime supply of SQUELSH, the energy drink that calms you the facque down! |
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Started as a crude justice system for solving disputes among the universe's degenerate freaks, CHOKE HOLE grew into a gladiator-esque late-late-capitalist phenomenon, birthing superstar fighters of dubious genders—right in the ring! |
| Even brands have begun to send their representatives to wrestle for advertising dominance, including CHOKE HOLE's TOP sponsor SQUELSH, a mysterious beverage sweeping the galaxy. |
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"SQUELSH, SQUELSH, it's good for your health
The more you drink it, the bigger our wealth..." TICKETS --> |
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